OK, Seriously?!

Wow. I had totally forgotten what the crazed, 7am, caffeine junkie is until I got back into the stand this morning. I have gone back to some barista roots after quite a few years in the restaurant. I figured it would be nice to have a little extra cash and a little change of pace. However...these people can be a little neurotic about their beloved coffee! "24oz., iced, split shot, white chocolate americano with a little white chocolate and a pump of raspberry. Oh, and can you put a splash of non-fat half and half in there?" I AM NOT EXAGGERATING! What in the heck is "non-fat" half and half?! I never knew such a liquid existed! I guess over the years of my own coffee addiction evolving to a couple cups of black coffee every morning, it totally slipped my mind what these coffee fiends are like! I think this image pretty much sums up the crazies that I encounter: